1. A competition to see who can come up with the funniest headline for the same picture
2. where most people get their content they post on facebook and icanhascheezburger
2. where most people get their content they post on facebook and icanhascheezburger
example 1. "I found this funny picture on reddit, but I bet I can make it funnier if I repost it with a different title!"
by K-Flynn November 26, 2013
The scum and grease of any given social media site will eventually funnel its way into a subreddit. Reddit is a popular social media site characterized by its user base, a load of fat morons who scroll through r/dankmemes, start flame wars, and gorge themselves on pizza rolls.
Reddit users boast about the amount of karma they have: worthless internet points based off comments, posts, and likes (known as upvotes.) They will incessantly make fun of users who haven’t acquired ridiculous masses of karma, bragging about how they spend 25 hours a day doing nothing but upvoting posts to feel validation from the unfeeling code that displays all the karma they have generated.
Reddit occasionally contains the helpful post. However, further investigation of said helpful Reddit post will disappoint you. Every fucking time there’s an argument in the comments.
If you’ve ever engaged in a Reddit flame war, you know what it’s like. Bickering, whining, and insults back and forth all day and all night. Make sure “you’re” grammar is on par with Robert Frost, or “your” going to find your head rolling across the floor, sliced clean off by a neckbeard and the D&D sword he probably can’t use. Any argument, and I mean the most water tight, bulletproof shit can and will be shot down if you so much as misspell a single word.
Reddit has no other demographic than the morbidly obese manchild who lives down the street.
Reddit is the least fun place on the internet.
Reddit users boast about the amount of karma they have: worthless internet points based off comments, posts, and likes (known as upvotes.) They will incessantly make fun of users who haven’t acquired ridiculous masses of karma, bragging about how they spend 25 hours a day doing nothing but upvoting posts to feel validation from the unfeeling code that displays all the karma they have generated.
Reddit occasionally contains the helpful post. However, further investigation of said helpful Reddit post will disappoint you. Every fucking time there’s an argument in the comments.
If you’ve ever engaged in a Reddit flame war, you know what it’s like. Bickering, whining, and insults back and forth all day and all night. Make sure “you’re” grammar is on par with Robert Frost, or “your” going to find your head rolling across the floor, sliced clean off by a neckbeard and the D&D sword he probably can’t use. Any argument, and I mean the most water tight, bulletproof shit can and will be shot down if you so much as misspell a single word.
Reddit has no other demographic than the morbidly obese manchild who lives down the street.
Reddit is the least fun place on the internet.
Redditor: I spent 7 hours on the toilet yesterday browsing r/irony and r/dankmemes!!!!!
Doctor Penis: That’s wonderful. Go to sleep now it’s time for your gastric bypass. Maybe you’ll drop a couple hundred pounds.
Doctor Penis: That’s wonderful. Go to sleep now it’s time for your gastric bypass. Maybe you’ll drop a couple hundred pounds.
by BooBooKeys January 04, 2021
A social media app that is fastly becoming the personals section that Craigslist once had before it was shut down. You can find memes and shitty, self-absorbed admins on Reddit. But you can also find gloryhole locations, gay daddies, cock and pussy lovers, bear lovers (the big, chubby, hairy, often bearded homosexuals. Not the big, hairy ones that sneak into your campsite at night and eat all your food while you sleep in your camper or tent), dick riders, tits and ass lovers. The list is endless. The gloryhole section is of particular interest. You will never see a super soaker water gun the same after you realize someone named "Sooper Sucker", an xtube cock sucker with a ton of videos of him sucking every swinging dick that walks by and sticks itself through a hole and into a mouth that's on a face covered by a mask. You've got men claiming to have never had their cock sucked by a male (it's bullshit because they know there are thirsty ass males out there who will suck any dick for any old reason). Instead of ads like the ones Craigslist had, you have posts featuring short video clips and pics of guys touching their weiners or striking some weird pose to either show off their penis, ass, muscled arms with a keg belly, etc. Whatever they think appeals to the viewer.
Them: I'm so fucking pissed Craigslist got rid of the personals. Grindr is fucking useless and Adam4Adam is too.
Me: go to Reddit. I'm sure you'll find just what you're looking for. There's entire group dedicated to worshipping penises and vaginas, daddies, bears.
Them: fuck!!! I'm so fucking horny now. I'm gonna go join these subreddit groups!
Me: go to Reddit. I'm sure you'll find just what you're looking for. There's entire group dedicated to worshipping penises and vaginas, daddies, bears.
Them: fuck!!! I'm so fucking horny now. I'm gonna go join these subreddit groups!
by GG Allin September 22, 2020
A place where gays, retards, and mentally unstable individuals congregate to share and justify their experiences with other gays and retards. The users will circlejerk on opinions that represent popular/majority view. If you are not part of the majority then prepare to be bombarded with downvotes, death threats and attempted witty remarks.
reddit user 1: Here is a video of my gay and retarded son shitting on himself and then eating it! (5494 upvotes)
reddit user 2: wow so brave!! have an upvote! (498 upvotes)
reddit user 3: so cute! my son is also gay and retarded. (300 upvotes)
reddit user 4: this is disgusting (6825 downvotes)
reddit user 2: wow so brave!! have an upvote! (498 upvotes)
reddit user 3: so cute! my son is also gay and retarded. (300 upvotes)
reddit user 4: this is disgusting (6825 downvotes)
by 1337_HAXZ0R May 06, 2014
by PapaControlFreaku May 07, 2021
Horrible website with shitty people. I'm talking the shittiest scum of the earth people on the whole planet. Uncool, dumb, copying personalities, that are so triggered and insecure and come to talk shit on the internet utilising false witty jokes, that only they think are cool, the redditor scum. Death to this channel.
"You can go check out that info on reddit... Oh wait, it's full of cunts who will only come to distract you from work with insults and get you banned cause you don't clone their ass of an attempt at humour, don't fucking bother."
by Prince Rocksteen November 01, 2019
by Chalko3 January 09, 2021

