When you ask people to stay and your spouse wants to go to bed and she gives you the look! She’s red lights you!
by Clevering July 16, 2020
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An article of clothing which causes the words STOP to flash in your head repeatedly, amongst other warning signs. The word flashing precedes when an article of clothing is particularly offensive.
"....Oh, my god. And I thought I could take you shopping! That piece of shit is totally and completely a flashing red light. How could you even suggest something like that to me!? I'm going to like, have nightmares all night long now."
by Anonymous biyatch from da hood, phatty May 17, 2003
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When you and your boyfriend get to a red let, so you give him that sloppy zoppy toppy-3000. The gluck gluck.
Friends talking: What does top at the red light mean?
Other friend responding: Search it up on urban dictionary.
Other friend responding: Search it up on urban dictionary.
by nickiminajforprez February 17, 2021
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One or more slight forward movements by a motorist stopped at a red traffic light. A futile demonstration of impatience in the false hope that doing so will somehow cause the light to turn green sooner than by remaining stationary.
by Carlinfan December 05, 2010
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The feeling of nervousness whenever recording a track in the booth of a music studio, i.e recording a guitar riff or solo and feeling nervous about messing up.
We were laying down some guitar tracks for our new song but I messed up on a few of the riffs because I had Red Light Fever.
by Riffmaster320 January 28, 2011
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Opposite of a stale green light.
This is when you're approaching an intersection and the light for your direction has been red for a considerable amount of time. With expectations of it becoming green very soon, you do not brake or plan to stop, and rely on it becoming green by the time you get there.
This is when you're approaching an intersection and the light for your direction has been red for a considerable amount of time. With expectations of it becoming green very soon, you do not brake or plan to stop, and rely on it becoming green by the time you get there.
-"Dude, slow down, there's a red light."
-"Relax, it's a stale red light, it'll be green by the time we get to the intersection... probably"
-"Relax, it's a stale red light, it'll be green by the time we get to the intersection... probably"
by The Luke Man August 24, 2009
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This occurs most frequently when you are in a hurry or already late to be somewhere. No matter how fast you drive or what roads you take you still get stuck by every red light.
The most frustrating thing that happens is when you are approaching an intersection with a green light and just when you think you finally will catch a break.. the light turns to a quick yellow back to red.
This can be a contributing factor to inducing road rage.
The most frustrating thing that happens is when you are approaching an intersection with a green light and just when you think you finally will catch a break.. the light turns to a quick yellow back to red.
This can be a contributing factor to inducing road rage.
Driver: Alright last call is in 20 mins guys we can make it.
15 mins later......
Passenger 1: Ok this isn't even cool.. we seriously got every red light so far.
Passenger 2: Were officially trapped in the red light vortex.. kiss that tasty cold pitcher of beer goodbye guys...
15 mins later......
Passenger 1: Ok this isn't even cool.. we seriously got every red light so far.
Passenger 2: Were officially trapped in the red light vortex.. kiss that tasty cold pitcher of beer goodbye guys...
by Chris Waltham April 19, 2011
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