May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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A person, male or female, who browses Reddit primarily to talk shit on and/or down-vote all the things.
by CallYourGirlfriend October 25, 2011
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Red dick is syndrome of many red heads. The symptoms usually consist of a dickish behavior, coupled with a mild case of shit spreading.
1. That red dick shaved off my eyebrows when i was passed out.
2. "Man who told everyone i pounded his mom's box last night?" "Oh.. well my guess would be red dick."
2. "Man who told everyone i pounded his mom's box last night?" "Oh.. well my guess would be red dick."
by Burnski March 30, 2008
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(also known as "red dick") when you've done the deed but your penis remians erect (and painful, so no extra round) for a long period of time.
The cause of angry dick is unknown. But many who have suffered it describe a lingering sense of dissatisfaction.
The cause of angry dick is unknown. But many who have suffered it describe a lingering sense of dissatisfaction.
by Pj_Gottkot January 22, 2017
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by PenisFuckYou May 09, 2021