When a young man of around seventeen has red hair and bails on his friends to go into missori options, ariving at school and 7:30 and leaving by 10. during the period in which his friends are at school, ie us, for another 4 and a half hours, he sits at home drinking flat soda and masturbating to slightly homoerotic pornography.it is a sedentary lifestyle, that consists mostly of consuming delivery pizza and bailing on friends to make pathetic attemps to score with girls 5 years his minor. if any of your friends start showing signs of red's homoeretocism, please, blow his head off.

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy