place. Delightful ex-hamlet nestled at the edge of the polar nexus where the aboriginals had established a lovely family-based community that they were convinced to relinquish while ravaged by fevers and famine. With hard work the neo-natives have established a place where year after year select Canadians come together to fling frozen stones down sheets of ice, scoot about after frozen rubber discs on sheets of ice, and, encased in body-hugging neoprene, chase about on oval-shaped sheets of ice. There is also some wife-swapping, but the sheets aee less frozen.

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Red Deer is a small city situated in the heartland of Alberta. Don’t let this fool you; Red Deer is not a place where you are anyone else should take pride in living in or visiting. Often people are sent to work in this waste land for countless days on end, making difficult for there family and friends. What kind of company name is BJ Serves Inc. anyways? Red Deer’s population mainly consists of dirty Red Necks opposed to harder working, cleaner, smarter and much richer Rough Necks living in the northern parts of Alberta. Red Deer is a horrible slum of a community.