Much like the traditional definition (engaging in oral sex on a female while she is menstrating), but to gain Commander status you must bite the tampon string and violently shake your head from side to side leaving the Commander stripes on your cheeks.
by The_Reverend July 18, 2006
An amazing fucking hockey team that hadnt not been to the playoffs in so long i dont remember and being one of the only good pro sports teams in michigan besides pistons back in like 04 and tigers every once and awhile to suddenly going to shit around 2016...#RipPlayoffStreak #RipDetroitProSports
1) Hey did the red wings win last night?? I heard theyre one of the best hockey teams ever
2) No they suck now, infact our best coach since scotty bowman left us for Toronto and one of our best centers left us for russia or some shit,
Detroit red wings- a great hockey team that now sucks so that detroit no longer has any good teams in pro sports
2) No they suck now, infact our best coach since scotty bowman left us for Toronto and one of our best centers left us for russia or some shit,
Detroit red wings- a great hockey team that now sucks so that detroit no longer has any good teams in pro sports
by SomeKidFromMichigan February 14, 2017
This team is possibly the most loved and hated team in the NHL, but their only hated because they have more Stanley Cups than any other American team. So anyone who thinks they suck or have cocky fans can shut their pathetic mouths because they obviously don't know true hockey. They've won 11 cups, and not to mention have been in the playoffs for 20 straight years. Wanna know how difficult that is? Ask Chicago.
Chicago fan: "The Detroit Red Wings fans are so cocky."
Detroit fan: "Only 'cause we win. You can't spell Red Wings without WIN."
Detroit fan: "Only 'cause we win. You can't spell Red Wings without WIN."
by Crazyforhockey May 15, 2011
Ten Time Stanley Cup Champion:
1936-37
1943
1950
1952
1954-55
1997-98
2002
A team that is well known for the " feast or famine " persona.
Has lost to the Western Conference Champion three times in a row:
Anaheim Mighty Ducks, 2003, Calgary Flames, 2004, Edmonton Oilers, 2006
All three times before reaching the 3rd Round.
The Red Wings have gone on to win the Stanley Cup every time since 1997 after reaching the Conference Finals.
Always a great Stanley Cup Contender.
1936-37
1943
1950
1952
1954-55
1997-98
2002
A team that is well known for the " feast or famine " persona.
Has lost to the Western Conference Champion three times in a row:
Anaheim Mighty Ducks, 2003, Calgary Flames, 2004, Edmonton Oilers, 2006
All three times before reaching the 3rd Round.
The Red Wings have gone on to win the Stanley Cup every time since 1997 after reaching the Conference Finals.
Always a great Stanley Cup Contender.
by Bill Abnovsky August 19, 2006
by Kayla December 8, 2003
A city in southern Minnesota near the border of Wisconsin. Its a pretty small town, and everyone who lives there knows someone who works at Red Wing Shoes. Red Wing is also home of the world's largest boot.
Alicia: Hey while I'm visiting Red Wing, MN. We should go see the worlds largest boot.
Emily: Ok. My friends actually working there right now.
Jack: Hey wanna go to Red Wing?
Jill: No way that place is so boring.
Emily: Ok. My friends actually working there right now.
Jack: Hey wanna go to Red Wing?
Jill: No way that place is so boring.
by kymcleodd November 30, 2010
the best team to ever play any sport. i cant remember the last time they missed the playoffs. they are better than any other 2 teams put together
by go wingsssssssssssssssssssssss July 22, 2009