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A Red velvet cake is a cake with a dark red, bright red or red-brown color. It is usually prepared as a layer cake somewhere between chocolate and vanilla in flavor, topped with a creamy white icing. Common ingredients are buttermilk, butter, flour, cocoa, and red food coloring.
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
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1. To engage in intercourse with a girl, whilst on her period.
2. To penetrate a white girl's bloody rectum.
Jim: I totally had some red velvet cake last night.

Jane: Nice, did you save some for me?

Jim: Of course... how about after dinner? It'll be a great dessert, hehehe...

Jane: Oooh I can't wait!
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The act of engaging in un-lubricated anal intercourse with a white girl to the point where her anus prolapses, before eating out said prolapsed anus.
John: "Sam, if you don't come here right now I'm going to be forced to make a red velvet cake tonight.

Sam: "Mmmm, yummy."
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The act of spanking your partner until both cheeks are a dark red and proceeding to finish, thus covering the "Cake" in "frosting"
Alex: Why has Jennifer been standing by the trash during lunch lately?

Brian: oh she let Kyle do a "red velvet cake" last Friday and she's still a little soar
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