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When you jack off so hard your dick becomes a pinkish, red color. Only stays that way for a few minutes.
Last night I jacked off so hard that my dick turned a pinkish red color. I had red penis.
by I have red penis right now November 07, 2009
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A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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when you jack off to hard you bleed
" Girl- Baby what happened?
Guy- I jacked off to hard to your mom so now i have red penis
Girl- OH SNAP!"
by Colin Ye November 09, 2007
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