Red Bluff, also known as Bluff, Bluffy, Chubs, Spiderman, and Spidey, is a rare subspecies of dominant males characterized by massive obliques, high testosterone levels, and permanent wifeys. Some believe that the Red Bluff species emerged from Red Bluff, CA, while others believe the species is a byproduct of substantial genetic engineering. The Red Bluff species is exceedingly proficient in firearm manipulation, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, mechanical engineering, and cooking of animal products. The United States Committee on Red Bluff Surveillance has advised all citizens to maintain a safe distance from Red Bluff if intending to avoid good steaks, tags to social media posts, and yeehaw fashion.

Nestled into northern California, Red Bluff is home to one of the biggest rodeos and boat drag races in the country. White trash hicks all the way.