When a man busts a load into his own mouth and swallows it. This is achieved by aiming your load into your own mouth via any means possible. If you have bad aim then just clean your hand off with your mouth.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

The act of ejaculating a line of cum, snorting that line, hawking the snorted cum from your nasal passage to your mouth and spitting the result onto your own dick.

One who recycles jokes, pick up lines, sayings of love, and the such. Said guy or girl is a total waste of your time.

WHEN YOU AND YOUR GIRL BREAK UP, AND ONE OF YOU USE THE ADULT TOYS YOU BOUGHT AS A COUPLE WITH YOUR NEXT SEXUAL PARTNER'S !!!!!!!!!!

When you wack off and jizz in your hand and use the cum as lube to wack off again.

When a man sucks a fart of a woman’s ass and blows it back into her vagina then she Queefs it back into his mouth.