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One who likes to steal the virginity of someone else through anal sex only.
Kid 1: Dude, did you hear that Frank was a Rectum Bandit?

Kid 2: Yeah, my ass hurts already.
by FrankyFirecrotch September 13, 2008
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Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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