The Neo-Con malady of having your head encased firmly in your rectum, thereby preventing you from seeing reality and having to base yourself only on what your leaders say.

Condition characterized by a small tear or fissure in the tissue separating the rectum from the vaginal canal leading to all sorts of unpleasant mishaps.

See also quart, cooch turds, queefshit.

when someone fingers there ass so hard their finger breaks

The Liberal malady of having your head encased firmly in your (or someone else's) rectum.

Something i made up

A place where you can lose our innocence without losing your virginity

An involuntary condition involving ones head up they're own ass securely. Often related to political, gender, genetic or other enviromental conditions, a learned behavior. Realization of the condition is key to the cure. People with this condition are always superb candidates for Darwin award.