The state of having one's head up one's ass
Brother dalton: why is your homework the same as jimmy's?
Jimmy's friend: I don't know.
Dalton( adressing the class): what we have here is a severe case of recto cranial inversion.
by 13 14 February 13, 2009
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The Neo-Con malady of having your head encased firmly in your rectum, thereby preventing you from seeing reality and having to base yourself only on what your leaders say.
Anyone who believes that Iraq had WMD's suffers from a terminal case of Recto-cranial Immersion.
by Kay_ieee June 4, 2005
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Condition characterized by a small tear or fissure in the tissue separating the rectum from the vaginal canal leading to all sorts of unpleasant mishaps.

See also quart, cooch turds, queefshit.
Rita's recto-vaginal fistula made my cock pop out of her ass while I was pounding her pussy.

Thomas didn't believe Britney had a recto-vaginal fistula, so she squeezed out a series of quarts and cooch turds to convince him.
by mr pinky June 2, 2007
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when someone fingers there ass so hard their finger breaks
when some fat fuck at your work says i cant work today i broke my finger say well i guess u better stop finger-recto-blasting your self so hard and wipe the sand out of your vagina!
by Dylan11 September 5, 2007
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The Liberal malady of having your head encased firmly in your (or someone else's) rectum.
Al Franken suffers from a terminal case of Recto-cranial Immersion.
by Proud Conservative September 22, 2003
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A unique sensation when a substantial fart that percolates from the anus, past the taint, and through the labial folds.
Going down on Josie is a thrill, when she resuscitates her crabs during Non-fistulous recto-vulval peumo labia, it's crunchy vibratory affair. It gives a whole new meaning to low country crab boil.
by Dick Examiner August 26, 2018
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