Urban Dictionary: Rectangle

Rectangle

Rectangles are just long lanky squares who don’t fit in. Therefore they have their own name and own feelings.

The government is trying to trick us

Did u see the government paper trying to make write our name in those “rectangles” ? Scammers!

by Mr Jebi se December 18, 2019

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Rectangle

The consequence of aggressive anal sex

Mary and I went pretty hard at it last night. I gave her a proper rectangle

by BraveDog November 20, 2013

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Rectangle

A rectangle is most commonly found when a person trys to eat to many carrots at once. They get an overflow which causes the rectum to become tangled and mangled.

"Ouch the rectangle is hurting between my legs, Dude."

by L0nGw@nGe|2 March 27, 2003

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You better recognize DJ Rectangle!

by B-Drac August 23, 2003

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rectangles

the cash form of money

folding rectangles into squares.
(splitting money with someone else)

by xavior April 29, 2004

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rectangled

Rectangle; to be, get, have been, to become, getting, got, am "rectangled"

The act of getting absolutely retarded out of your brain on drugs, alcohol, huffing glue, whatever the need be.

Also, see mangled

"hey man, what did you do last night?"
"man, i got fuckin' rectangled"

by conpiece! October 27, 2007

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Magical Rectangle

A mystical glowing tablet forged in the fires of Mt. Jobs (but really a factory in China) time suckage champ since '01'
iPhone/other smartphone

Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.

Person : "I have half a bottle of gin, an old iced coffee and some cherries....that's like a White Russian ...right?"
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."

Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical

rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!

IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!

by Arrthepirate January 07, 2014

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