Urban Dictionary: Rectal Genie

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A mystical genie produced by rubbing a girls ass just the right way. If you are lucky the rectal genie will pop out and grant you two very smelly wishes.

I was right about to fuck Leslie in the ass when I gave her a good spank and the Rectal Genie came out!

by Mac 3113 March 06, 2008

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dirtpilled

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

by ecogoth December 30, 2020

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