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1. Verb - the act of giving legit oral sex to a man such that your lips touch his scrotum: when a woman goes balls deep on a man's penis. Derived from the word retching which is the noise that the woman makes while gagging on the man's penis.
2. Noun (Reckler)- a woman known for being a pro at going balls deep.
2. Noun (Reckler)- a woman known for being a pro at going balls deep.
"Man she sure has nice juggs, I would love to have her reckle my rock".
"What was that noise I heard last night in the living room? Oh my bad bro. I had Sarah over so you know I couldn't pass up a good reckling".
"Have you been with Shayna? She may have roast beef but I heard that she's a pro reckler".
"What was that noise I heard last night in the living room? Oh my bad bro. I had Sarah over so you know I couldn't pass up a good reckling".
"Have you been with Shayna? She may have roast beef but I heard that she's a pro reckler".
by OG Krumb April 08, 2016
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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1. verb - the act of touching your testicle(s) to your asshole - typically can only be achieved when your balls are extremely hot and swampy, and therefore hang at a very long length; the objective backwards swing of the scrattle or newton's scradle
Etymology: rectum + testicle = reckle
2. noun - another good ol' angry term for a person that disgusts you
Etymology: rectum + testicle = reckle
2. noun - another good ol' angry term for a person that disgusts you
"good god damn it's hot in here. i bet you i could reckle...yep...yep i sure can."
"dude, did you just swipe my calculator? fuckin reckle..."
"dude, did you just swipe my calculator? fuckin reckle..."
by Roto Thompson January 09, 2008