The time lapse/phase of a teenagers year where everything is of boredom. e.g after exams, during the holidays.
by Rd..xD May 25, 2009
the dramatic decline in creativity and humor in recent urbandictionary definitions. Most evident in the Word of the Day selection.
by Charles M. February 21, 2009
Dude 1: "Milwaukee's Best Ice? I thought you were going to pick up some Red Stripe."
Dude 2: "Sorry, man. We're gonna have to settle for this recession beer until my portfolio strengthens."
Dude 2: "Sorry, man. We're gonna have to settle for this recession beer until my portfolio strengthens."
by tralala12 March 17, 2009
A Recess monkey is a whore like female specie which participates in nasty hardcore sex. Typically these "recess monkey" creatures love to go to disney land to attract costumers. Usually contain a wide collection of STD's such as herpes,aids,and many which can be transferred from activities by jungle plant during recess. Often they participate in bukake events.
Wyatt: what did he say?
FUCKER: have you ever boned a recess monkey?
SAM: what the fuck is a recess monkey?
Andrew: oh yea the bitch wanted to go to Disney Land, cause shes a fucking recess monkey.
Mike: typical fucking recess monkey
Ben: Bitch is going to get some nasty bukake
FUCKER: have you ever boned a recess monkey?
SAM: what the fuck is a recess monkey?
Andrew: oh yea the bitch wanted to go to Disney Land, cause shes a fucking recess monkey.
Mike: typical fucking recess monkey
Ben: Bitch is going to get some nasty bukake
by Nikolai bukake September 15, 2010
Sam: Did he make you clean up after his dog again?
Tom: Yea, so much for self respect, he's such a recession bully.
Tom: Yea, so much for self respect, he's such a recession bully.
by Malicieux April 09, 2009
When one is close to a massive shart attack, but replels the shart attack with extreme clinching and squeezing.
"Dude are you ok?"
"Yeah, lets put it this way, my ass went out for a shart recess there for a second."
"Yeah, lets put it this way, my ass went out for a shart recess there for a second."
by Revan and Malak August 26, 2013
This word can be used as an excuse for anything in a time of economic hardship.
Go on try it next time you have to make an excuse for somthing, It's the lazy mans weapon against all that try and combat his laziness.
Go on try it next time you have to make an excuse for somthing, It's the lazy mans weapon against all that try and combat his laziness.
Moaner: Why don't you get a job and make somthing of your life?
Uber-cool-lazy-man: Full on recession
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Teacher: Why havnt you done your homework?
Student: Full on Recession
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Wife: Get off your ass, stop watching T.V and take the Kids out somewhere!
Uber-cool-lazy-man: Can't, Full on Recession. I'm feeling the pinch.
Uber-cool-lazy-man: Full on recession
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Teacher: Why havnt you done your homework?
Student: Full on Recession
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Wife: Get off your ass, stop watching T.V and take the Kids out somewhere!
Uber-cool-lazy-man: Can't, Full on Recession. I'm feeling the pinch.
by Squeekyleeky June 29, 2009