Rebecca Black is the worlds worst popstar. Her singing consists of squeling high notes, very similar to the sound a cat makes if you torture it for a few hours with a blowtorch and is held together by an autotune, which in her case however, was obviously broken.
boy: ("Friday" playing) jesus what the fuck is this? Is it justin bieber?

girl: no, its Rebecca Black

Boy: im getting cancer in my ears
by jesusiamursavior March 28, 2011
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Rebecca Black's hit single "Friday" became viral. This lyrical failure of the song sucks, and is sung by some stupid faggy 13 year old girl. the song makes no sense as she just teaches us the days of the week. fun fun fun fun fun, we we we so exited. lyrical genius!?!? ._.
NOOO! not Rebecca Black's song!! "Gotta get down to the bus stop, Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends " *froths from anus*
by Reborn Grace March 18, 2011
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A thirteen year old girl whose largest sources of stress are cyber-bullying and not being able to decide if she should sit in the front or the back seat of a car driven by other thirteen year olds. Her favorite day of the week is Friday, she loves random black guys appearing at her parties, and she enjoys having her friend by her right, not her left.
Bitch, stop singing Rebecca Black!
by Random rapper March 25, 2011
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A pop singer who has a music video "Friday" that went viral for all the right reasons. Finally there is a singer bad enough to demonstrate the absurdity of what the music industry has become.
Rebecca Black: "What seat should I take?"

You: "The trunk!"
by Tru1234567890 March 18, 2011
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A character in a novel called "Criticism of the General Population".
Rebecca is a talented singer looking for fame, and when she comes across an organization called the ARK Music Factory, her dreams seem to be not far away.
After her first song is released, however, thousands of people die from hemorrhaging ears. She finds that the song that she sung, "Friday", is cursed, and will cause listeners to either die a slow, agonizing death or go insane. Rebecca also finds that ARK Music Factory had tricked many other people into the same situation as her.

The world marks her as an evil witch, and condemns her to the pits of hell...
Rebecca Black must have gone through a hard time.
by ellipsisdotdotdot June 2, 2011
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The lyrical genius who created the classic hit song "Friday". Her song swept the nation, her catchy lyrics, such as "Yesterday was Thursay, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards", clearly redefined our views on the days of the week. Her constant questioning about which seat she should take demonstrates the troubles of an average teenage life. She is one of the greatest artists since Mozart.
"What day is it?"
"Just ask Rebecca Black!"
"Oh..Thanks..''
by AnaZach March 16, 2011
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A singer who takes two sentences to tell us she has to have a bowl of cereal in the morning.
REBECCA BLACK: Gotta have my bowl. Gotta have cereal.
LISTENER: Now why the heck didn't she just say, "Gotta have my bowl of cereal?".
by Daedalus Suburbanus April 8, 2011
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