I want to get blackout on a Tuesday but I'll need a reason first. . .

"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"

...yeah man, we gotta reason sometimes.

The client decided they wanted me to completely overhaul the project because reasons.

Einstein discovered how relativity worked by using reason and thinking about it.

Miranda: Why can't you go swimming?
Shae: Reasons
Miranda: Oh.

Without the use of reason it is virtually impossible to further morality; hence, reason must itself be the highest of moral ideals.