the only human you have ever met that you can see yourself doing anything with
holding hands, scratching each others eyes out (figuratively speaking), attending a funeral, having a baby, sueing the government, frenchkissing, hiking, grocery shopping, argueing, sexing, singing, hustling, cleaning, travelling, undressing, defending, offending, hugging, loving, marrying
"you, yes you, reading this right now, you are my realtor. lets go for the swim" 🖤
by Margarata September 20, 2019
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someone who thinks they know how to sale a house commonly Is NOT used to define a person who is real
Your a "realtor"
I dont sale houses!

or

Yes im "real" Im not a fake person
by Wishes October 15, 2007
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An individual who received good dick, and pursues to tell all of her friends about it, in which her friends flock to thus said dick, because she sold it to them like a realtor.
That girl i picked up last week at the bar liked the sex so much, she turned into my dick realtor, now all of her friends keep calling me.
by The pickle jar July 01, 2010
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"The bug-eyed bitch who looks like realtor.” Barr, 66, mutters, “She got them realtor eyes,” and opens her own eyes wide.
by PING PONG BOB January 11, 2021
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Characteristic of the hype that realtors use to sell property.
My agent took me to some overpriced dump and used her considerable realtorical skills to convince me that it was the best place I could ever hope to afford to live.
by Cynicool July 03, 2020
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to take said home with character and whitewash and sterilize it to fit the realtor / investor re sale needs
The house once had beautiful hardwood floors and beautiful wood trim until it was realtorized.
by Bad Brass April 30, 2021
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