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Someone traumatized by anything anybody says that isnt nice to the point they try and tell people not to use certain language.
by Solid Mantis August 09, 2020
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Someone traumatized by anything anybody says that isnt nice to the point they try and tell people not to use certain language.
by Solid Mantis August 09, 2020
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Someone who's been on mindless reality TV long enough they try and turn other people into mindless people. Someone who starts to think everything in life is a test, a game, or an obstacle to overcome, since that is what they do on TV.
The reality/game show moron thought if someone brought up the subject of sex, instead of death, taxes, or sports, that the person was testing people. So to some people it's okay to talk about death, even gruesome deaths, car accidents, fires, but people should feel weird about talking about sex, or they should feel like they're on a stupid fuckin reality show where you have to laugh at everything everybody says otherwise you feel like an awkward moron.
by Solid Mantis August 09, 2020
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Someone who doesnt get it if theres not a score, statistics, scientific terms to describe it, or money to be made off it, and thinks it's a joke.
by Solid Mantis August 12, 2020
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Someone who cant watch a movie without thinking people in real life are like the characters in a movie they watched, whether it be Step Brothers or Titanic.
The reality/game show moron never distinguished between life and movies/TV, which is why he/she was always trying to get on TV around like minded people.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020