by Yassy4343 October 18, 2023
A pessimistic person who can’t stand being labeled as such and thinks more highly of their own beliefs/experiences/opinions than others.
Pilot on intercom: “We’ve lost all our last engine, trying to perform a water landing, buckle in and follow emergency instructions.
Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”
Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”
Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”
Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”
Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”
Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”
by 5p3c7re September 8, 2020
A pessimistic person who can’t stand being labeled as such and thinks more highly of their own beliefs/experiences/opinions than others.
Pilot on intercom: “We’ve lost all our last engine, trying to perform a water landing, buckle in and follow emergency instructions.
Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”
Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”
Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”
Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”
Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”
Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”
by 5p3c7re September 8, 2020
Person 1: you're so pessimistic
Person 2: I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist. I don't think the world is fucked, i know the world is fucked.
Person 2: I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist. I don't think the world is fucked, i know the world is fucked.
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A phrase commonly misused by pessimists who want to paint a negative outlook on future events and plans.
That's not salty, that's realistic.
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Its not that I don't like it, I'm just being realistic.
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Its not that I don't like it, I'm just being realistic.
by An Honest Black Guy December 5, 2021
the most iconic word ever.
you can only do this word justice if you have a specific english accent, everyone is shite
if pronounced properly, is extremely sexy
you can only do this word justice if you have a specific english accent, everyone is shite
if pronounced properly, is extremely sexy
by ginalinettispaghetticonfetti November 19, 2019