Read

n. a taunt or mockery. A phrase or word used to mock someone in a humorous way.

When she said that you should have taken the receipt with your haircut, that was a read.

by Xing Shuay June 7, 2009

Readed

Srly, u that stupid?

A: I readed a book last night
B: *kills A*
A: *dies slowly in pain*

by Im bored August 31, 2018

read

an attack on one's credibility

Ooh, that was a read!

by robert dean April 13, 2005

read

When someone does not get a text back, most commonly from a girl or boy the person likes.

Boy* hey can we meetup sometime?
Girl he likes* "read 2:30pm"

by Purewaterdrinking January 7, 2019

read

In competitive Smash Bros and possibly other fighting games, a read is a term used to describe when a player predicts their opponents actions and takes advantage of them - usually leading to a KO

*Player 2 - *rolls around the stage*
Player 1: *forward smashes player 2 in the opposite direction and KO's Player 2

"That read made every English teacher in America happy."

by ill2-l April 24, 2015

reade

Hot dude who is the heart of any party.

Did you see that hot new guy at school?
Yeah. He's a total Reade!

by I'm One Hot Mama July 6, 2016

Read That

To be used in place of "heard that" when communicating via text, which is most commonly used to express agreement.

Text Message Conversation:

In: "If our lives have plateaued by 35, we have to just skydive on the reg."

Out: "Start working hard now to make sure the only plateau in life is the one you base jump off."

In: "Or the one I build my house on."

Out: "Read that."

by Mateo Lambo November 9, 2011