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In gay culture, the act of pointing out a flaw in someone else (usually publicly and in front of them) and exaggerating it.
Gay guy 1: "Those shorts weren't made for you, honey. Look at that muffin top. More like a cupcake top!"
Gay guy 2: "Bitch, why are you reading me?
by robby-pooh July 21, 2013
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When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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TV in your head, if done correctly.
I don't understand why people hate reading. Its like TV in your head.
by Willow Collie June 17, 2011
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The act of sampling information into discrete data structures in order to enable fidelity with respect to subsequent time.

See inverse: writing
See a synonym: inputting
See an antonym: outputting
by soloyoloyuppie42 June 23, 2017
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A music festival. Meny people with a similar taste in music meet up, sleep in tents, have a drink, and have a good time. Its nice :)
by YIP87 August 04, 2009
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rich white town in mass dominated by:
-soccer mom's stopping in the middle of traffic to give you information about your own family
-cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns
-the boy's hockey team and football team
-teenagers who buy shitty overpriced pot using their parents money
-golden retrievers
Go Reading Rockets! Oh wow you live in Reading! You must be rich.
by JRuby January 15, 2006
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a limerick city term for talking about someone behind their back
I heard that Susan was reading the arse off you last night
by Sus008 April 16, 2008
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