Australian for a Reacharound. Usually takes place on an Australian Walkabout Excursion, but can also occur in desolate shacks in the Aussie bush. Reachabouts are often given by large Australian Bushmen and Transients.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.