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When a person has had enough alcohol and/or drugs to reach a point where they have taken on the characteristics of a "retarded" person as well as resembling the vegetative state of a potato. Far beyond shit faced and blackout.
by Hutchinson-yut June 14, 2017
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015