1. fifties term meaning to impress
2. to get freshwith someone

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Make me laugh hysterically.

Can be used in place of SUCK MY DICK in public.

They taste like a golden nutella extract inside a watermelon.