When someone is attractive enough that friends and family feel comfortable joking about them being ugly
by theFANUM January 27, 2021
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A derivation of Occam's Razor applicable in internet comment threads. When interpreting an existing comment, the comment should be liberally interpreted in whatever way leads to the funniest reply comment.
Original Comment: "I want to get the number 2 tattooed on my back so the guy behind me knows what place he's coming in."
Choice of assumptions:
1) the guy behind commenter is coming in place #2 in a race.
2) the guy behind commenter is coming in place #2 on her body.
Fatuity's Razor requires the selection of assumption #2.
Sample Sentence: "Choose your words carefully, because those assholes will apply Fatuity's Razor and turn benign comments into jokes at your expense."
Choice of assumptions:
1) the guy behind commenter is coming in place #2 in a race.
2) the guy behind commenter is coming in place #2 on her body.
Fatuity's Razor requires the selection of assumption #2.
Sample Sentence: "Choose your words carefully, because those assholes will apply Fatuity's Razor and turn benign comments into jokes at your expense."
by Oscar N. Paulson November 29, 2012
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The past decade provided numerous examples of Elon's Razor such as, but not limited to, Brexit, Trump's 2016 win, Boris Johnson's ascendancy to PM, Gamestop's Stock "Going to the moon," the far-right storming the American Capitol in an effort to overturn an election based on a lie that the election was stolen from Trump despite no evidence indicating so, etc.
by cat_master1985 May 12, 2021
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That was a total Trump’s Razor
by Not A Salad, I can promise you November 25, 2020
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