Urban Dictionary: Raytard

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Brandon is always watching the Food Network because he's such a Raytard.

by Sithsteen November 09, 2006

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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012

of or possesing an intellect of such a low standing that it is considered sub-retarded, or raytarded.

"shit, you aren't even smart enough to be retarded, you're fuckin' raytarded"

by Sascha May 27, 2003

Brandon is always watching the Food Network because he's such a Raytard.

by Sithsteen November 09, 2006

(noun)A mentally and physically challenged individual who tries to interact with normal people through sports and games.

"Hey! give me back my football you Raytard!"

by Narpo April 09, 2004

of lower intellectual standings than a retard, a raytard.

I am a raytard because i messed up the pronunciation (RAY-tard, not ray-TARD-ed) and mispelled possessing in my first post.

by Sascha May 29, 2003

when you have big city dreams and talk incessantly about them but in reality are still a small town, hokie type of person.

A Raytard commonly uses social media to portray a trendy, big city image, yet in reality is too afraid to live in a big city and never will. RAYtard