The greatest companion that you'll ever meet. He has the intelligence of a sphinx and the body of a Greek God. Even with all that, he still stays humble. He keeps the trust of every single one of his friends and make sure to care for them whenever they need it. Yet through all that, he still supports his own family first. This just makes all the girls simping over his mind and body that makes all their panties drop and drooling all over the floor.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

A man who attempts to seduce his friends mother.

A lit cunt

And a fucking leg

one obsessed with hentai.
usually considered to be annoying by his mates.

A notorious gimp in the rugby scene. Only has a small amount of street cred due to his few friends actually being popular. Below standard in every category, especially his intelligence which is comparable to a sewage rat . Decided one day to mess with the wrong guy. Now he has to sleep with the fact that one of the biggest lads wants to tear him apart

Someone who is always obsessed with something whether it be a pop star, rock star or video game franchise. Usually queer