Some guy who became a legend on the internet out of nowhere. The god of memes.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

to get caught drinking by parents,police,etc

Brown. Muslim. Brown. Smells good. Nom-nom.