where you cum in your friend's eyes while he is sleeping and it hardens over night. then in the morning, the hardened jizz seals their eyes shut, leaving them unable to see.
Last night John fell asleep, so i gave him a Ray Charles wakeup. He was completely blind in the morning.
by Charles Ulric & Nelson Tait November 13, 2009
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Jake: Dood wtf whys it so dark in here?
Gage: Lol, idk im Crankin' that Ray Charles over here i cant see shit LOL.
Jake: LOLZ!
Gage: Lol, idk im Crankin' that Ray Charles over here i cant see shit LOL.
Jake: LOLZ!
by -G-age March 11, 2009
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by Wes O.G. November 25, 2006
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A phone that fits the following criteria:
Lacks a user interface
No camera
No video playback/record
Has a broken screen which disables the screen from showing up. AKA the traditional telephone.
Lacks a user interface
No camera
No video playback/record
Has a broken screen which disables the screen from showing up. AKA the traditional telephone.
David: "Man my LG phone fell and broke; now I can't see shit on it I'm ditchin this bullshittin Ray Charles phone for an even better one, with a working screen on it."
Stephen: "Fuck this Ray Charles phone, I'm gonna get the latest 4G phone, one I can watch YouTube on."
Jamie Foxx: "The wired telephone was made for blind folks to use. Ray Charles would be happy to use this Ray Charles phone. No disrespect to the music legend though, I'm just sayin'."
I know Life's Good but I just can't appreciate this BS Ray Charles phone for real.
Stephen: "Fuck this Ray Charles phone, I'm gonna get the latest 4G phone, one I can watch YouTube on."
Jamie Foxx: "The wired telephone was made for blind folks to use. Ray Charles would be happy to use this Ray Charles phone. No disrespect to the music legend though, I'm just sayin'."
I know Life's Good but I just can't appreciate this BS Ray Charles phone for real.
by ogdajuiceman January 31, 2011
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when a girl is sleeping, cum in her eyes so when she wakes up she thinks she is blind with eye crusty things.
by bigdaddyb77 October 16, 2009
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by Magnum brothers April 13, 2005
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The act of hot-boxing so much regular weed that you can't see through the smoke, making you blind like Ray Charles.
If you are smoking kush, please see Hellen Keller Challenge
If you are smoking kush, please see Hellen Keller Challenge
by Corey Gunz August 16, 2011
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