an old gentleman from Taxas who is about 5 foot tall

The definition for ABI RAVI above is written by him so that is why it is so out there. SO YEAH ABI TAKE THAT!

The funny, smart and good looking kid in your class.

Can usually get any girl he wants without trying.

Definitely not homosexual in any way, shape, or form.

a) doing something very stupid
b) blowing all your money on a particularly poor hand of poker

Named after a relatively infamous London gambler, who was a minor Metro celebrity for several weeks and well known for a deluded self belief that he could play poker well.

Goof ball who can always make people laugh! VP too! Damn hotttttttttt and sexyyyyyy

Rhyming slang for wanker

cockney rhyming slang for wanker