When something goes so far against the grain you would rather something worse occurring
I've got a spare Take That ticket, fancy coming?"

" Nah, I would rather someone shit in my tea"
by jamz buck May 30, 2020
Get the merch
Get the Rather someone shit in my tea neck gaiter and mug.
Said when somebody is so cold they would rather have their sexuality questioned than freeze to death
Guy1: goddamn im so cold
Guy2: you wanna get in this sleeping bag with me?
Guy1: ..... Ya fuck it id rather be gay than cold
by Chris wiener June 30, 2013
Get the mug
Get a Id rather be gay than cold mug for your bunkmate Trump.
sexy guys and gals that perform the Rocky Horror Picture Showand yes, they do show a lot of booty!!!
hot guys in corsetsdancing with boas
by jackie February 23, 2004
Get the mug
Get a a+rather+tasteless+joke mug for your mate Sarah.
A useful analogy for describing a complete refusal to partake in an activity.
Tate: Hey, hon, that guy that refuses to speak to you, you need to take your relationship to the next level. Right now it's in the awkward stages, but with a little work I know you could make things work. You need to hang around his work place and home and once he sees how commited you are to him, he'll change his mind.
Tammy: Right, Tate, hun. I'd rather shave my eyeballs.
by bitem'eye January 04, 2011
Get the merch
Get the I'd rather shave my eyeballs neck gaiter and mug.