When a man has sex with a woman so forcefully that he bruises her kidneys.

adj. Describing an individual who refused to watch Twilight films until taking note of the character of Jasper Hale, as portrayed by Jackson Rathbone

v. Rathbone; what said individuals would like to do with said character, preferably while intoxicated

n. When you get a boner thinking about Jackson Rathbone.
Specifically when he is playing his role as Jasper Cullen in the Twilight Saga Movies.
Jackson Rathbone is the most gorgeous actor ever.

to take a dump and throw up at the same time.

to kill someone or something, skin them, and then wear their skin in order to become them

Defacing a parking sign in a way such that the parking fee will be unenforceable thus effectively creating free parking.

Particularly effective in Westminster, London on Motorcycle parking bays in a manner such that the bay is still restricted to motorcycles but the pay instruction details are withheld.

(Name originates from such a defaced sign in Rathbone Place, London, W1).

One of the most vile things in the world. it has a scrotum for a face.