The red marks on the tops of your legs left from the resting the elbows on them sitting on a toilet.

A word used by people who are stupid and say “shaving rash” incorrectly

When you wake up after a hard night of RAW fucking and your genital area is covered with poison ivy and dots the size of cherries, watermelons, golfballs, baseballs, basketballs, grapefruit, raisins, or guitars.

Burning, painful rash in ass crack and/or taint (based on which way you wipe) from when you're too lazy to wipe your ass totally clean and try to still go about the daily grind.

When you drag someone by there feet behind a car or camel

What one would find on their genitals the morning after a night at the club

A disease for people from the North. Often linked to poverty, 'Fallon Rash' occurs from a diet of chips, gravy and WKD. Sufferers of 'Fallon Rash' often report an urge to shout 'ey ey ey' as they scratch the itch. A key instigator of the 'Fallon Rash' is mild arousal, built up from slowly rubbing themselves against the arms of their chairs at work