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Slang term for female pubic hair; Coined circa 1990 by students of Appalachian State University.

what i used to call my penis when i was a little kid

Something that is bad!!!!!

1.v: To consume such a large amount of ham that one dies from salt poisoning.

2. n: (rascaling) The act of consuming such a large amount of ham that one dies from salt poisoning.

In Eumbrodgia we refer to a person who is behaving in a dorky fashion as a rascal. Therefore, a rascal is a dork.

(v.) To rascal someone is to flick one's cigarette at a person, causing hot ash to spray from the cherry onto them. The bigger the exposion of ash or any resulting burn marks is said to be a successful rascal.
Circa. 1996, Lake of the Ozarks.