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A rark is a physical activity that transcends reality. Also known as getting shit-faced, wasted, blazed, stoned, pissed and hammered. The Rark is a traditional New Zealand party.
"He is one with the Rark".
"The Rark flows through him".
"He's on the Rark".
by Protoslav July 29, 2019
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The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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To consume copious amounts of alcohol in a short amount of time, usually ending in memory loss.

Such acts are done in the presence of good mates who will 'rark' with you, if not harder.
L.et's rark this weekend.

We should get on the rark
by Wadidiya April 27, 2011
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This weird jam band dude who plays the Rark n’ Roll music.
“Bro did you hear Rark’s keyboard got damaged?”

“That’s very disappointing to hear. He really rocks the rark n’ roll music like a wild animal.”
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Another term for the act of vomiting.
a. I was so wasted I rarked on my shoes

b. I think I ate so much I need to rark.
by faranora September 27, 2010
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The true story of a true rark: Once long ago, a girl was trying to win a stuffed animal out of the claw machine but ran out of change. While she, in despair of already wasting $4, put change inside a change machine, another girl won the stuffed animal out of the claw machine, and gave it to her.

Random compliments, hugs, free items, etc. all fall under the category of a "Rark"

If someone runs up to you and randomly hugs you, an appropriate thing to reply with is "Thanks for the rark!"
by Madalyn Grimm July 19, 2009
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