by levi January 23, 2004
when people get caught up in an Internet argument or flame war and sink deeper and deeper into a pit of ugliness and shame (while their friends stand by silently or urging them desperately to climb out of the hole they've dug for themselves) they are inevitably consumed by the 'rant lion.'
Mike and Pat argued about Republicans vs. Democrats again on each other's Facebook, starting out courteously and fairly, but of course it quickly descended into a pit of vitriol and personal ugliness: fresh meat for the rant lion.
by zarathustra123 March 17, 2013
When you are so over the current year and all you can do is rant about it. You wish so desperately that it is a new year so you can get a fresh start and hopefully better circumstances.
Person 1: I am sick of this year. Wish it was next year already.
Person 2: Oh you're having a year rant again! Here we go!
Person 2: Oh you're having a year rant again! Here we go!
by MMZMTS November 07, 2017
Akin to a ministered surmon.
A laborsome, albeit somewhat amusingly skewed compilation of conjecture, misunderstandings, Bible quotes, Fox News "facts", hocus-pocus, psuedo-science and fairy-tales. Usually involving loose, air-borne saliva and the use of a snot-rag.
See liberal rant.
A laborsome, albeit somewhat amusingly skewed compilation of conjecture, misunderstandings, Bible quotes, Fox News "facts", hocus-pocus, psuedo-science and fairy-tales. Usually involving loose, air-borne saliva and the use of a snot-rag.
See liberal rant.
My neighbor wouldn't shut-up about his pastor's town-hall meeting on liberals. His conservative rant lasted two whole minutes. Thank God for the Star Spangled Banner. I thought he'd never stop. My friend and I got back to the game just before kick-off.
by PlanetBJR January 01, 2011
An extended explanation usually regarding a social injustice, corporate incompetence/arrogance, or technical folly. The argument is well formed, logical and rational but delivered with staggeringly quick pace and heightened emotion often leaving the ranter breathless and agitated.
Did you hear that, my mom totally went on a molly rant about her mp3 player not playing her songs due to crappy DRM!
by Derrick451 October 03, 2007
Chearleader: "hahahahahahah ahhhhhhhhhhh omg omg omg omg omg look look look look ahhhhhhh lolololololololol whateeevvverrr whateeevvverrr like like like like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
Timothy: Face turns red, starts banging head into wall and cursing he is now entering rant mode. "&@&$? Chearleaders shut the &$@! I would rather shove a glass tube in my own penis hole and smash it with a hammer than to listen to your $&@? anymore!"
Timothy: Face turns red, starts banging head into wall and cursing he is now entering rant mode. "&@&$? Chearleaders shut the &$@! I would rather shove a glass tube in my own penis hole and smash it with a hammer than to listen to your $&@? anymore!"
by Jeanwilson February 16, 2011
High geek speak for entering and closing any rant on any topic. Using html coding conventions in discussion usually in instant messages, text messages, or other written communications.
Me: That was fine but what i'm pissed about is <rant> they didn't invite me to their party.
You: OMG you've opened your rant tag. here goes...
Me: Believe it! those guys are jerks! Ok. I got that out of my system</rant>
You: OMG you've opened your rant tag. here goes...
Me: Believe it! those guys are jerks! Ok. I got that out of my system</rant>
by pondering December 15, 2010