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The extensively talk about a given topic longer than needed whether anyone cares or not
Lashaia always going on a rant on snapchat, complaining about school or her life with her headass
by Lxrdkd April 28, 2015
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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To speak agressivly about somthing. or to take your own tangent about a subject and talk for a long time in a passionate manner. also see Aitkenism.
Geeze neil has been ranting for a good two hours now!!!
by rodrikbodrik May 23, 2004
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To suddenly give a long speech that usually results in rambling and repeating of nonsence.
I shall now tell you how awful rants are, they are the bain of humans. If rants were plentiful humans would become extinct! Extinct I say!! Humans also need to pick cherries with automated cherry pickers as this results in more plentiful harvests resulting in more people whos brains have been nourished by cherries and intelligent cherry nourished people are less likely to rant than those raised on blueberry farms, because they are subjected to blueberry fumes, and they are toxic, like non-toxic glue. Made of horse hooves. Horses can also help prevent rants as you cannot rant while riding a horse and you can't ride a horse if there aren't horses because they have all been made into non-toxic glue. Do you understand rants now?
by Caitlin April 01, 2005
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When someone is pissed about something and they rabmle on about it.
She ranted on about her exboyfriend for hours
by Aphrodiatea December 24, 2003
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;Expressing opinions in a rambling or agravated manner.

;A spell of ranting; a tirade
She ranted about the old lady parking wrong.

The rant showed her opinions of the choir.

She had written an rant blog.
by Knowledgeislife August 02, 2012
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The ugly and distorted sound of two notes, an octave apart, coming out of a brass instrument (such at a trombone or french horn), by accident, at one time.
The Solti Bruckner 4th Symphony recording with the Chicago Symphony contains a clearly audible rant on the unison low C-flat in the trombones
by brass vulture February 07, 2010
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