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A specially-trained elite special operations component of the US Army. Rangers are not just Army; they also consist of foreign military personnel and other US military personnel who have passed Ranger school; these men and women who do not continue to serve in the Rangers but have passed Ranger school are known as "Ranger-qualified," basically meaning they completed Ranger Boot Camp. Ranger training is a 9-10 week training program for becoming Ranger-qualified, and personnel who become Ranger-qualified may then continue their training in a wide variety of fields; a "fully-trained" Ranger can have up to, and in some cases more than, three years of training and will be fully-versed in urban combat, mountaineering, combat first-aid, sniping/marksmanship, data mining, combat engineering (fancy talk for demolitions), hand-to-hand combat, knife-based combat (including throwing blades), civil pacification, jungle warfare, survival-and-evasion, artillery operation, pathfinding...the list goes on.

It should be mentioned that SERE (Survival, Evasion, Resistance, Escape) training is often an integral part of a Ranger bound for dedicated combat duties...and it should also be mentioned that the training methods, which teaches participants how to resist interrogation in captivity...are classified. You can probably guess why.
Ranger: I finished all my training finally.

How many ways can you kill a man by now?

Ranger: With which finger?

Uh, pinky.

Ranger: 67 with my pinky alone.

So Chuck Norris has been dethroned?

Ranger: Chuck Norris was dethroned the moment the first Ranger Tab was pinned on a guy's sleeve.
by Creed of Heresy August 27, 2010
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The Least successful team in NHL history in terms of its longevity in the league and for the amount of championships they have earned. This team is charechterized by having the least knowledgeable fans in all of sports and yet still wish to flap their gums the minute their teams wins one game after losing ten in a row. Also see the terms; Loser, Consistent Loser, and Shittiest team in the NHL
"Wow did you see this NHL team that lost 13 games straight?"

"Must be the Rangers"
by RJA November 17, 2005
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The most successful football club in the world... FACT!!!

Won more leauge titles than any other football team in the world

52 and counting!!!
We are rangers super rangers, no one likes us we dont care, we hate celtic, feenian bastards we will chase them anywhere
by scottmcdee July 26, 2009
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One of the main glasgow football teams. Has a large sectarianism problem- many fans are protestant compared to the rival team celtic where many fans are catholic which causes friction between the supporters. There is usually alot of violence and Rangers-Celtic (old firm) matches are the worst.
Going to the Rangers match tonight?
by tashaaa May 17, 2007
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One of the oldest and greatest teams in the NHL. The best fans of the NHL are ranger fans hands down. This team has also had its share of the leagues best including yet not limited to Wayne Gretzky(99), Mark Messier(11), Rod Gilbert(7), Eddie Giacomin(1), Mike Richter(35).
1. Man, the Rangers wont stop shutting out my team. It must be that they have extreme skill and some of the best players in the NHL.
2. Damn! That ranger fan broke a beer bottle over my head just because I wore an Islander jearsey.
3. The rangers are home of some of the greates goalies ever, like Eddie Giacomin and Mike Richter.
4. Potvin suck, gtfo and beat your wife.
by John12345 April 01, 2007
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Said as "RANGAA", this word is used by Aussies to define someone with red hair.
hey, who's thsat kid with the red hair?
oh yeah, that ranger. his name is tim.
by ThatLittyKidd May 17, 2020
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A class in many video games that uses ranged and elegant melee techniques as well as animistic magic to connect to nature.
DM of D&D, "The Ranger attacks the Lich with a Harpoon Arrow and the Lich takes 50 piercing damage, the first critical hit in today's session."
Ranger's Player, "Yeet. I think it's great that I chose this class specifically for greatness."
by FSRueful January 12, 2019
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