a wonderful and imaginative girl who no one should ever let out of their grip. likes to figure people out and usually mind fucks the hell outta people when the chance arises. she can bring joy to everyone's life and loves to make those around her the happiest she can. can be a bit negative and VERY harsh but means well at the end of the day. don't even take her kindness for weakness, she can take it back in a manner of seconds and make you regret your every life decision. she doesn't need people but the fact that she wants them around for the rest of her days is what makes her so wonderful. she is someone that everyone needs to meet in their life.

A short man that spends 2 hours in the bathroom doing nothing,but being stupid and mean to women.

There are four parts to the Randell

Part 1: Lubricate your hand and cock.
Part 2: Put your hand on top of a sink that is at cock level
Part 3: Thrust your cock into your hand (reverse jerk)
Part 4: Splooge directly into the sink

the bombdiggity.
not soft, like arielle :)

A man trying to deny having a massive boner by diverting the conversation to global warming.

When a man forces himself on a defenseless girl; to act without thinking about what he is doing and then later being chirped...for life.

A man with a large penis and a small body