The act of masturbating with both hands turned inward and knuckles touching.

a bag of skinny fuckweeds

To ask a question you already know the answer, just to make yourself feel smarter or to monopolize the conversation.

Random acts of vandalism

A good birb boy.
he hops.
We love Randal

To modify or alter (public or private) property willfully with intent to improve upon its usefulness, often impaired before returning to its useful state.
origin: actions based upon a person baring the name of “Randall” or any form of.

To "randall" around would be to act out in an immature fashion. To be a "randall" would mean annoying those around you, and embarrassing yourself. "Randalling" around is frowned upon by most, with most cases of tomfoolery being reported to the police. Randalling is highly illegal in both Northern and Souther Korea.