Randall is a compulsive eater that can't stop eating Doughnuts and mcflurrys.

a massive dickwad who’s probably transgender!! he’s really gay and is probably dating a beautiful guy who’s also gay! Randall should really end his life and slit his fucking throat! he has a tiny penis but it’s really stinky! his dick is stuck in a toaster! and he probably dreams about a girl!! he fucks sheep and fondles melons! he has a kink that he turns into a kitten and gets crushed by boobies!! massive boobies!!

A big gay person, one who works as a cashier but feels they are "balling" Is a bitch and has a bitch father. One that takes selfies for themselves and gets no bitches. Most likely yellow skin.

The name of a boy (not a man) that likes to start Twitter fights, but can't back himself up. Uses words such as "y'all" and "sweetheart" to make himself sound like he is from the south. You can usually smell him coming a mile away, because he is such a shitty person. Additionally, he is an honorary member of the thumbs. More than likely lives in his parents basement. Likes to downgrade girls with fat asses (prolly bc his is flatter than a tortilla).

A Randall is someone who always finishes second. Second is very common for a Randall. From golf to food a Randall will strive for seconds even sloppy seconds from his uncles ex wife. Randall also punches family members kids

A randall is someone who is gay and would suck a homies dick without socks on.

A randall is someone who is gay and would suck the homies dick with no socks on