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The act of getting completely smashed or high and proceeding to be completely obnoxious. Signs of someone being randall'd are screaming out embarrassing facts about yourself in bars, being loud in quiet places, and thinking girls are intrested in you when they are obviously not. Typically during this state, the way to hit on girls is to initially call them a cunt and hope they are desperate with daddy issues. Consequences of being Randall'd include friends avoiding you, decrease in sex life while increase libido, and everyone thinking you're a sloppy douchebag.
Can be used as an adjective, adverb, or verb.
Can be used as an adjective, adverb, or verb.
1. I can't believe you threw up on that dog last night, you were totally randall'd.
2. Some sloppy kid just called my girlfriend a cunt, he must've been randall'd.
3. You trying to get randall'd tonight?
2. Some sloppy kid just called my girlfriend a cunt, he must've been randall'd.
3. You trying to get randall'd tonight?
by JacknBud May 10, 2011
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020