It's a disgusting thing people want in fine dining establishments. It's a drink and a chaser of ranch dressing. When you ask for it, you're no better than an animal.
Server: "And how will we be having our tequila?"

Patron, clapping hands together like a seal while foaming at the mouth: "RANCH BACK, ME ARE LIKEY RANCH NOW." *swallow a fish*
by Rhudra Vi February 23, 2022
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Form of drug where Jolly Ranchers are laced with LSD or Acid. Typically made by college students and used at raves.
That girl got fucked up on ranch ranch last night!
by Poopdollar May 15, 2014
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when you jizz between her asscheeks then squeeze till the booty hole is hidden
person one: hey man how was your night with your lady?

person two: good, we tried something new. ever heard of the hidden valley ranch?
by granolamom July 15, 2022
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When you use ranch as lube for anal sex and when he pulls out his penis, and the ranch follows and lands flat on the floor.
by Whatwhatchickenturd May 8, 2024
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