UK slang for a knife

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A verb, derived from the proper noun Gordon Ramsay. To unleash a tirade of foul-mouthed abuse upon someone.

A member of a low-class family originating in North Yorkshire (some say from a small town named Int Bin), often compared to Pikeys & other unsavoury folk. Notable for their capacity for stealing (even from their own family), their low intellect, a tendency of the males to believe they're 'ard & the females to be slappers.

When someone does or says something really morbid and just plain unethical.

Derived from Ramsay Snow of Game of Thrones.

A boy who usually has extremely bushy eyebrows and a butt-chin like Jonny Bravo's. He is seldom seen with any girl prettier than a bear, and seems to be obsessed with the most ridiculous of things. He is a boy who tries so hard at everything he ever does, but sadly fails ever to see a decent outcome.

A boy who can’t get out a chair at school/work