Frollicking violent fairy. Usually seen in forests sharpening one of her many axes or using pathetic, overly swaggered men as target practice (bonus points for shooting off their balls).

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A frollicking violent fairy often seen in forests sharpening her obsidian axe or using deez nuts for target practice.