Dude, you just need to get a ramfackle converter, then you will be able to wireless connect to the wired network .

"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."

1. The local gang ramfackled the fuck out of the Mexican drug cartel for intruding on their territory.
2. She got ramfackled by her parents for staying out past curfew. / We ramfackled our daughter.
3. I'm totally going to ramfackle this bitch just because he killed me before I could get my care package. / I had to rage quit because he kept ramfackling me before I even left the spawn area.