The only thing between 500,000 Americans and utter starvation.

the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower

food of the gods. consists of squiggly noodle brick and a packet of condensed flavor powder.

Can be acquired in two convenient, and scrumptious, forms.

1) Cup O' Ramen.
2) Brick O' Ramen.

College students base their diets around beef, shrimp, chicken, and oriental flavored noodles.

There are better, tastier foods to purchase, such as hot pockets and bagel bites. But ramen saves money so you can buy more liquor, so who really gives a fuck.

(n.)
A freeze-dried block of survival.

Contrary to popular belief, use of stove is not required to prepare this meal of many flavours. No real measurements are needed. Just a bowl, some water, the ingredients in the package and a microwave oven. Approximately 1 minute and 20 seconds on high will do the trick.

Magical joy-giving substance made of most mysterious reagents. Often coupled with water in cauldron bubble to unleash the power of the joy.

A college student's staple food, given that most of the poor kid's money will go directly towards tuition and rent.