Ralph Wiggum

Provider of great quotes.

Ralph: I won! I won!
Skinner: You didn't win anything, Ralph. This is to tell you you're failing English.
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!

by MoonKnight November 27, 2002

Ralph Wiggum

Moronic and 'special'. Enjoys the odd stuffed-animal parade or two.

"I'm special!"
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger outta there!"
"Bushes are nice because they don't have prickers! Unless they do. This one did. Ouuuch...!"

<RalphW> I'm Idaho!
<Skinner> Yes, of course you are.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003

Ralph Wiggum

one who is an idiot or overly simple

That guy is a real Ralph Wiggum

by Drew84 January 10, 2003

Ralph Wiggum

a retarded person. ... ... ..

"Miss Hoover, I stuck my finger up my nose and some of my brains came out."

by Dave Smith January 27, 2005

Ralph Wiggum

A moron.

"I'm special!".

by person yo-yo August 2, 2003

ralph wiggum

MY HOMEBOY

eats paste!!!

Provider of great quotes!!!

I ate my caps!! (explodes) ooh!!
My cats breath smells like cat food!!!
It says Choo Choo Choose me... and theres a picture of a train!!

by paste eater October 21, 2004

ralph wiggum

The greatest character in the Simpsons (Except Duffman). He also has the best Phrases.

I bent my Wookie!
My daddy shoots people!
Hi! Super Nintendo Chalmers!
I'm Learnding!

by sam May 12, 2004